{"id":28,"date":"2009-03-15T18:40:38","date_gmt":"2009-03-15T13:10:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/myrealmind.com\/?p=28"},"modified":"2018-01-21T03:37:33","modified_gmt":"2018-01-21T03:37:33","slug":"the-square-root-of-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.myrealmind.com\/blog\/2009\/03\/15\/the-square-root-of-3\/","title":{"rendered":"The Square Root of 3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just saw this movie called <strong>HAROLD &amp; KUMAR E<\/strong><strong>SCAPE FROM GUANTANAMO BAY. <\/strong>It wasn&#8217;t a super flick but yeah could say enjoyable comedy. The best part of it was when <strong>Kumar<\/strong> sorta proposes to his long time ex-girlfriend Vanessa, and he tells her a very nerdy poem, which was related to their first meeting.<\/p>\n<p>The Poem has been written by David Feinberg.\u00a0 It somehow sounded so awesome, that i had to post it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m sure that I will always be<br \/>\nA lonely number like root three<\/p>\n<p>The three is all that\u2019s good and right,<br \/>\nWhy must my three keep out of sight<br \/>\nBeneath the vicious square root sign,<br \/>\nI wish instead I were a nine<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>For nine could thwart this evil trick,<br \/>\nwith just some quick arithmetic<\/p>\n<p>I know I\u2019ll never see the sun, as 1.7321<br \/>\nSuch is my reality, a sad irrationality<\/p>\n<p>When hark! What is this I see,<br \/>\nAnother square root of a three<\/p>\n<p>As quietly co-waltzing by,<br \/>\nTogether now we multiply<br \/>\nTo form a number we prefer,<br \/>\nRejoicing as an integer<\/p>\n<p>We break free from our mortal bonds<br \/>\nWith the wave of magic wands<\/p>\n<p>Our square root signs become unglued<br \/>\nYour love for me has been renewed<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just saw this movie called HAROLD &amp; KUMAR ESCAPE FROM GUANTANAMO BAY. It wasn&#8217;t a super flick but yeah could say enjoyable comedy. The best part of it was when Kumar sorta proposes to his long time ex-girlfriend Vanessa, and he tells her a very nerdy poem, which was related to their first meeting&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[849,874,1073,1452,1630,1812],"class_list":["post-28","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems","tag-guantanamo-bay","tag-harold","tag-kumar","tag-poem","tag-root","tag-square"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pwbDR-s","jetpack-related-posts":[],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.myrealmind.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.myrealmind.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.myrealmind.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.myrealmind.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.myrealmind.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.myrealmind.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":908,"href":"http:\/\/www.myrealmind.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28\/revisions\/908"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.myrealmind.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.myrealmind.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.myrealmind.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}